Today's poetic rant:
People have their vices, mine seems to be Sprite. I don't drink and I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, but yet I drink Sprite. There's nothing wrong with drinking carbonated sugar water with lemon lime taste that satisfies your thirst, no not at all, but if you drink it too much, then yes, there's a problem. I drink it while I'm on the boat fishing, I drink it if I'm going out to eat, I drink it during business meetings, and heaven forbid during prayer meetings. Yes, it's a habit that my wife recognized. "Babe you're going to get diabetes", she said. But I ignored her warnings. "Babe you're going to get fat", but I didn't care. Then she's done the unthinkable. She hid my soda. So here I am today unable to find my Sprite. And she went out, leaving her cell phone at home...forgetfulness or conspiracy?
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